I love coffee. In fact, one of my dreams is to own my own coffee shop, complete with an occasional impromptu beatnik poetry reciting. Along these lines, I’ve come up with a few innovative and poetic coffees to serve that will differentiate my coffee shop from the average chain store. Here are a few of them:
French Onion Roast
The refreshing drink that eats like a meal.
Is it coffee? Is it soup? You decide!
Hare of the Dog
The first coffee to cure hangovers. Served in a furry rabbit mug.
High in vitamin A to improve your vision. Also served in a pair of fine Italian loafers. You thought I was going to put actual eyeballs in this one, didn’t you? That would be too predictable.
Creamy White Boy
A smooth roast with a delicate skin. Served by a male albino child with a smile.
One out of every 1,275,456,942 cups will be poisoned. Is it yours? Do you feel lucky? Did you remember to order the Antidote Scone with that beverage?
I did say that my coffees would be innovative.