Pop Tart (works better for a man, but you could also feminize the name to “Poppi Tart”)
Hostess Ho Hos
Pretty much anything Hostess makes ...
Glo Balls (I really hope never have to witness this performance)
The Jolly Rancher
Sugar Daddy and Slo Poke
Teddy Graham (possibly an elderly lingerie model?)
This is just the beginning. There are a lot more out there — and notice that most of these are snack foods or sweets. So, perhaps if you think about this long enough it will help you with that diet you’ve been planning ...