Ginger Kitty
Pop Tart (works better for a man, but you could also feminize the name to “Poppi Tart”)
Hostess Twinkie
Hostess Cupcake
Hostess Ho Hos
Pretty much anything Hostess makes ...
Glo Balls (I really hope never have to witness this performance)
Tootsie Pop
The Jolly Rancher
Sugar Daddy and Slo Poke
Teddy Graham (possibly an elderly lingerie model?)
This is just the beginning. There are a lot more out there — and notice that most of these are snack foods or sweets. So, perhaps if you think about this long enough it will help you with that diet you’ve been planning ...
I'd rather Glo Balls than Raisinets? >_<
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Loved your Hostess comment. When I was in college, I worked for them. I got all kinds of responses when I said I packed twinkles for a living!
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